And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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