no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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