I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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