He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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