i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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