Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
