Did you just see the Batmobile???
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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