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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
