All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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