And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Damn victory sex feels great
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