I am in a vortex of obligation.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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