dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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