five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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