He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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