Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just googled if crying burns calories
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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