we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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