I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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