D3 body, D1 cock
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I enjoy the company of your penis
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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