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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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