Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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