I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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