Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think my vagina is haunted
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
So. Much. Porn.
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