I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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