you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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