brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dual....:-)
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We talked him into tasing himself.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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