Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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