Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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