At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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