absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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