Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You took a bar mat shot.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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