never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
