I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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