You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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