So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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