I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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