He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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