New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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