You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
please come you make the beer taste better
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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