Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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