but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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