Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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