Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So squirting runs in the family.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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