Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you didnt know i had herpes?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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