Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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