i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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