At least make sure they are 18
Why
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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