I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I CAN MOONWALK!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I am one with the molecules
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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