maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i think i just lost a toe
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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