Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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