Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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