Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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