shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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