She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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