I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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