ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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