is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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