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(919): View more from North Carolina

Heybabeimwearingurpanties

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(415): View more from California

No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."

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(817): View more from Texas

well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.

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(351): View more from Massachusetts

the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.

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(516): View more from New York

Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment

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(817): View more from Texas

You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.

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